Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Crops Grown: 7146 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Love Letters Sent: 14
Dimension Hops: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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