The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

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Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8225	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BabyMamaDramaLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Animals Bred:	64
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

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Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1598	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Creeper Crush!

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Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

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come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

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RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

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Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7873	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Towns Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

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Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SibSnap Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

abandonment, aita, apartment, biological dad, child support, college, DadCraft, estrangement, family, father duties, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, MONEY, Parent, parental obligations, Pay, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Dimension Hops:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	699
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!