Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 35 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Crops Grown: 9140
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 34

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyComfortFood

    CraftyComfortFood
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort food for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, the chickens lay golden eggs, and the cows moo in perfect harmony. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a taste!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon full of enchanted cookies guarded by a pack of zombie chefs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll unlock the recipe for the most mouth-watering cake in all of Minecraftia.

    So come on down and join us for a server experience that’s tastier than a stack of golden apples! Who needs comfort food when you have our server to satisfy all your cravings?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyBlowbackIsrael

    CraftyBlowbackIsrael
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff bigger than iran blowin up israel! we got crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all the land. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off with all the shenanigans that go down. plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. come join the madness and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6422 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixel Pervs Anonymous

    Pixel Pervs Anonymous
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

    Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

    And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

    Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 970 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Potions Brewed: 49
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 107 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Animals Bred: 192
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Magic Items Found: 3523
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 162 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 89
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 300
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PorchPiratePunisher

    PorchPiratePunisher
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

    But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyChristmasWishlist

    CraftyChristmasWishlist
    Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

    But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

    So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 438 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

    ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Mines Excavated: 3059
    Emeralds Found: 6807 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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