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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8720 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 129 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!