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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3737 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1383 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.
But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?
So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!