Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52
Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

    NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

    Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 77
    Falling into the Void: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyChill Minecraft SMP

    CraftyChill Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which diamond block to mine next! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens. Need to relax? Just hop on a minecart and zoom around our roller coaster track. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. So come join us and leave your worries behind – unless you’re worried about running out of TNT, because that’s a valid concern here.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 275
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Wilderness Tamed: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BlockyLove

    BlockyLove
    Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

    Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

    So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SukhoiSmackdownMC

    SukhoiSmackdownMC
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with missiles and stuff. we got russian hunters and fighter jets and all that crazy shiz. u can be a pilot or a hunter or just watch the chaos unfold. it’s like a warzone but in minecraft lmao. join now before the russians come after u too lol.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Minds: Social Nerds

    Crafty Minds: Social Nerds
    u ever wonder why smart people always seem to be alone? well, on our server, u can be smart AND social! we have a community of geniuses who also know how to party like rockstars. join us and show off your big brain while making tons of friends who are just as smart as u. who says u can’t have it all? come join us and be the ultimate brainiac social butterfly!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Animals Bred: 188 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Wild Savanna Adventure

    Wild Savanna Adventure
    come join our epic minecraft server where droughts are reshaping the land like a crazy game of musical chairs but with lions, leopards, wild dogs, and cheetahs! watch as these majestic animals fight for territory and survival in a battle royale like no other.

    build your own oasis in the midst of the chaos and show off your skills in taming the wild beasts. who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of nature? join now to find out and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Luminary Minecraft Server Overview

    Title Details
    Server Name Luminary
    Version 1.20.1-1.20.4
    Description Medieval modded smp with complete freedom in choices, ability to become king, start a nation, and exciting mod packs and plugins
    Release Date November 8th

    FAQ

    Builder Applications

    Builder applications are open in discord. Join to apply for a builder role.

    Release Date

    The server will be officially released on November 8th. Be sure to join early!

    Early Joins Get OG Rank

    Until November 8th, early joiners will receive the OG rank. Take advantage of this offer before it expires.

    Discord

    Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 454 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a Tekken 8 themed Minecraft experience where you can battle it out with your friends using epic combos and moves for each character. Want to show off your Glicko2 rating? We’ve got you covered!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””

    ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

    2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

    3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

    4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Mines Excavated: 1628
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

    PuppyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

    Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

    Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9432 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7943 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

    NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

    So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MinecraftMysteryMadness

    MinecraftMysteryMadness
    Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

    Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

    So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Alien Abductions: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Clock Control Craft

    Clock Control Craft
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

    and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Villages Defended: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Goblin King: Krenko
    Server Theme: Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
    Server Rules:

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server theme? The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
    What are the server rules?
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected
    How can I join the server? Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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