Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 26

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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