Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Mines Excavated: 4913
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Void Armor Forged: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Potions Brewed: 44 Buildings Constructed: 22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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