The Idiots | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HonestyCraft: Love and Laughs

Accuracy, being truthful, CHANGE, Communication, expressing desires, Honesty, honesty in love, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, honesty matters, HonestyCraft, hurt, laughs, love, love and honesty, Perception, personal well-being, relationship advice, relationship well-being, romantic couples, study, Truth, worth it

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5596
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	158
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

lol join dis server if u wanna experience da ultimate honesty in ur relationships, like u can be honest bout wanting to build a giant pink castle or wanting to ride a pig into battle. we got a special truth serum plugin dat makes everyone spill their deepest, darkest secrets, like how they secretly love creepers or how they once accidentally killed their best friend’s diamond horse. trust us, being brutally honest on dis server will bring u closer to ur minecraft bae than ever before. so come join us and let the truth set u free (and maybe cause a little drama along the way).

A13 anarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, hardcore mode, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

No rules, no limits! Always active PVP, theft released and destruction without resets. Survive, build (or destroy) and try to become the most powerful. Chaos reigns here!

199.127.62.32:35591

ShadowGrove|SMP

Adventure, crate keys, Custom Plugins, Minecraft, Ranks, rankup progression, ShadowGrove, skins, smp, Survival, weapon models

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	3741

shadowgrovesmp.secure.pebble.host

Epic Fap Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Epic, erectile dysfunction, Fap, libido, Masturbation, Personal Record, Quest, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, sexual urges

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4420
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchantments Applied:	217
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo, bro, forget about fapping, come join this Minecraft server!

We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!

Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!

Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?

Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Baby Care, Boundaries, CleanCraft, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreements, Expectations, family dynamics, gross habits, hand washing, hygiene, Intimacy, Minecraft, newborn care, parenting, parenting challenges, partner behavior, personal hygiene, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is optional and grossness is celebrated! Join us for a wild ride filled with boogers on the walls, unhygienic habits, and dick germs galore!

Are you tired of clean and orderly Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can blow your nose into the open air, touch your groin area with abandon, and leave hair all over the floor without judgment? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic battles, build magnificent structures, and watch as your fellow players embrace their inner grossness. Who needs hand sanitizer when you have a community that thrives on uncleanliness?

So come on down to our server and let your inner slob run free. Just remember to wash your hands before touching anyone else – we may be gross, but we still have some standards!

MomCraft: Hypocrite Edition

Abuse, body autonomy, bullying, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, double standards, Edition, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Generational conflict, Hijab, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, MomCraft, parental control, personal boundaries, religious beliefs, scarf, Self-expression, social media, strict rules, traditional clothing

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	1556
Enchantments Applied:	257	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of strict rules and crazy family drama? Then join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! On our server, you can wear whatever you want without fear of being called a future prostitute by your mom. No scarves required, unless you want to rock the 2010 infinity scarf trend in pixel form!

Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely, just like how you switched to a hijab and stopped the bullying in real life. And don’t worry about creepy men commenting on your Instagram, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is too busy building epic structures to bother with heart-eyes emojis.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a trendy grandfather or a super chill dad to hang out with in our virtual community. Just watch out for any moms trying to enforce ridiculous rules – we have a strict no scarf enforcement policy here!

Memory Mouse Madness

Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug development, experimental drug, experimental medicine, GL-II-73, innovative treatment, madness, Medical research, Memory, Memory Loss, memory restoration, Mouse, mouse model, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroplasticity, neuroprotective therapy, neuroscience, paradigm-shifting study

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free GL-II-73 drugs that will make you remember where you put your diamonds in the game! forget losing your stuff and build like a pro with our memory-enhancing meds. our players are like super smart mice, except they don’t get lost in a maze, they conquer it! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you say “alzheimer’s who?”

AscendMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, survival town building economy puzzles challenges adventure playstyle PvE PvP Java Bedrock progression competition alliances trade exploration dynamic cooperative sandbox community, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4711	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Farms Harvested:	597	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

ascendmc.space:25567

SkyCubeNetwork

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Experience, HIGH, Islands, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, next level, Rise, Skills, Skyblock, SkyCubeNetwork, Survival, test, Top, Ultimate, Void, welcome

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Emeralds Found:	6736	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork – The Ultimate Skyblock Experience!

Are you ready to embark on an exciting adventure high above the void? Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork, a next-level Skyblock experience where you can test your survival skills, build incredible islands, and rise to the top of the leaderboards!

play.skycubenw.com

Adventures of Shitren 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventures, amusing tag, banter tag, Bring me SHITren, bring me tag, comical tag, entertaining tag, funny tag, giggle tag, humor tag, humorous tag, jest tag, joke tag, lighthearted tag, long tail tag, nonsense tag, playful tag, random tag, request tag, Shitren, silly tag

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, listen up! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join this one. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, but with more explosions and chaos.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. It’s a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin faster than a top. From upside-down trees to rainbow-colored sheep, this server is a psychedelic trip you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness, my friend.

Pixelated Love Shack

Adult, adult content, Braces Edition, creative writing, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, love, NSFW, online roleplay, pixelated, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, roleplay scenarios, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Shack

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Get ready for some crazy, chaotic, and downright bizarre adventures in this server. Join us for some mad fun as we explore the world of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible. From building epic structures to battling fierce mobs, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness. Join us now and let’s get this party started!

NoPoopSleepover

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend’s sister, cleanliness, difficult decisions, embarrassing moments, family drama, Family Support, guest etiquette, household rules, hygiene, medical emergency, moving troubles, NoPoopSleepover, overnight guests, personal space, poop incident, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as Carol’s bathroom mishaps! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter explosive surprises around every corner.

Looking for a server with drama and excitement? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Carol left a little gift on our couch. But don’t worry, we’ve cleaned up the mess and are ready for more chaos!

Join us for a server experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as Carol’s bathroom escapades. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of insanity on our server – just make sure to bring your own toilet paper!

LoveCraftedFails

dating fails, dumbest thing, emotional decisions, foolish decisions, HEARTBREAK, impulsive actions, irrational behavior, love, love confessions, love stories, love troubles, LoveCraftedFails, regret, relationship advice, relationship lessons, relationship mistakes, relationship woes, relationships, romantic blunders, romantic gestures, silly mistakes

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of building sandcastles in the desert of love? Come join our Minecraft server and build a love shack with your special someone! We have heart-shaped blocks, diamond armor for romantic battles, and even a Cupid NPC who shoots heart arrows to help you find your in-game soulmate. Don’t waste your time chasing after pixelated pigs when you could be building a pixelated palace of love on our server! Join now and let the love blocks guide you to your happily ever after.

CanalCraft: No Free Rides!

CanalCraft, central america, Claim, denial, Diplomacy, Dispute, fees, foreign policy, free, free transit, international relations, Maritime, panama, panama canal, RIDES, State Department, tolls, transit canal, Transportation, united states, US government, Vessels, waterway

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	9497	Buildings Constructed:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	New Chunks Explored:	975277
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the State Department be claimin’ dat US gov vessels can sail thru da canal for free, but Panama be like nah fam, u gotta pay up! so come join our server where u can sail thru da canal for free, no questions asked! we got dolphins dat will guide u, and mermaids dat will sing u lullabies as u sail. plus, our admin is a pirate who lost his leg to a shark but still be kickin’ butt in the game. so come on down and join the fun, matey!

Rocky Ride Survival

asteroid impact, catastrophe, disaster preparedness, emergency response, Event, extinction event, global impact, hill-sized, Humanity, impact simulation, natural disaster, next century, planetary defense, potential impact, Ride, risk assessment, Rocky, SIMULATIONS, space exploration, space rock, Survival, Survival Strategies, SURVIVE

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3250
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we out here survivin hill-sized space rocks like it’s nbd. imagine u and ur homies building a bunker to protect u from dat apocalyptic shiz. we got mobs that are literally outta dis world, like alien creepers and zombie astronauts. u betta bring ur A game cuz dis server ain’t for the weak-hearted. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and unlock special powers. so come join us and see if u got what it takes to survive the end of the world, minecraft style!

Players:	95/300	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	458632	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4847	Underground Cities Explored:	5