The horror | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SisTallProbsMC

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Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Farms Harvested:	706
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1619
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	8029	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Emeralds Found:	2759	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3629	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyWelcomeCulture

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so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Holy Coconut

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We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6333	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Raftel

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PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineReam Minecraft Server

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MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyLoveReject

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	888	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Animals Bred:	177
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Potions Brewed:	64
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4