Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ores Mined:	8153
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Buildings Constructed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	8

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Villages Defended:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Star Shards Collected:	81
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ores Mined:	4118
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Magic Items Found:	5581
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

Crystal Kingdom Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, crystal, gender, Identity, Individuality, Kingdom, Personal, Pronouns, Quests, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-assertion, self-definition, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identification, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	New Chunks Explored:	431747
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience a wild ride through a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to explore new dimensions, battle epic bosses, and build the craziest structures you can think of.

And don’t even get me started on the community – we’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique playstyle and sense of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is fun, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just make sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

EatCraft Server – Minecraft Server

Acid Reflux, Cancer, chemotherapy, doctor’s orders, EatCraft, fast food, healing, health, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, Minecraft, movies, Nausea, nutrition, obesity, Ovary, REST, Server, Soda, surgery, tumor, Worried

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

AutisticCraft: Uncle Edition

autism, AutisticCraft, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, Edition, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, explosive anger, family dynamics, friendship, hurtful behavior, Jealousy, long-standing issues, patience, personal boundaries, regret, Resentment, self reflection, uncle, Understanding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like the protagonist in this wild story. From crushes on family members to explosive arguments, our server offers a unique blend of chaos and entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Dive into the drama and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as the one described above!

ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

being late, dumb excuses, ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP, funny excuses, lame excuses, late arrival, late for appointment, late for class, late for date, late for deadline, late for event, late for interview, late for meeting, late for presentation, late for school, late for work, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, tardiness, true excuses, unbelievable excuses

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Emeralds Found:	3196	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

CoupCraft2020

abuse of power, Accountability, authoritarianism, consequences, coup attempt, CoupCraft2020, Democracy, fbi, Government, insurrection, investigation, Jan 6th case, Justice, justice system, law enforcement, Manipulation, political corruption, RESPONSIBILITY, RETALIATION, trump

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server where we have FBI agents running around trying to catch Trump for his shenanigans on Jan 6th. Will Trump escape or will justice prevail? Join now to find out and maybe even help Trump build a wall to keep the FBI out! It’s gonna be huge, believe me.

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