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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2003 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground goat cult that worships a giant goat statue made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that those who join the cult will be blessed with infinite luck and fortune in the game. Plus, our resident goat herder, Farmer Bob, will teach you the ancient art of goat whispering so you can summon goats at will to do your bidding.
But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all players transform into goats and must compete in goat-themed challenges to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Goat, a rare creature that grants wishes to those who capture it.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the GOAT server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!