The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
New Chunks Explored:	450589	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2902	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mines Excavated:	2166	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8327	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	195	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Emeralds Found:	6611
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.