The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

VexalMC Cross-Platform | Survival | Creative | Earth | Prison | SkyBlock | KitPvP | Minigames | & MoreIP: play.vexalmc.co Bedrock IP: bedrock.vexalmc.co | Port: 19132 Wiki: https://wiki.vexalmc.co Discord: https://discord.io/vexalmc Shop: https://store.vexalmc.co/Server Versions: – Survival -> 1.19+ – Earth -> 1.19+ – Creative -> 1.8+ – Hide & Seek -> 1.8+ – KitPvP -> 1.8+ – Prison -> 1.8+ – SkyBlock -> 1.8+Hope to see you soon on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Runes Activated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	1458
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Items Found:	2808	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Void Armor Forged:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	300
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	8750
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	77	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	2740
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to ArborMC ArborMC is a bedrock & Java Crossplay Minecraft Server so anyone can join! [PC, mobile, console anyone literally!]

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Potions Brewed:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.