The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Enchantments Applied:	174
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dimension Hops:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	140
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3538
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crops Grown:	7225
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Villages Defended:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7111	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JustMinecraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!