The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5732
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	3994	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	153	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	153

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Farms Harvested:	164	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Void Armor Forged:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6189	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	2373
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!