The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	296	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Animals Bred:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

The Vast – Roleplay, Worldbuilding & Geopolitics Come and join The Vast, a Minecraft 1.20.2 (ANY VERSION CAN JOIN) world-building server aiming to build an enduring, invested community. Create a nation and wage wars, come together to form alliances, and role-play until your heart is content. Some features of our server: 18+ Staff No donation or pay to win features Friendly active players Dynamic Map Discord-Minecraft Link Nations Plug-in Unique way to make money Join our discord server to get whitelisted and cement your place in our history books today! Whitelist turns off and on at different times. • Discord Server: discord.com/invite/QFge6wzgVF • Dynamap: 66.248.194.118:8888/

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

An RPG, Hack & Slash inspired survival server with a relaxed environment. It contains lots of PvE challenges and quality of life features which makes survival more fun and convenient.

What makes us unique? – Hundreds of custom mobs & models – A vast custom crafting station, Where you can create over 12+ more tiers of custom armors & rare weapons. – Solo & instance based dungeons. – Meant for both casual survival & RPG players. – Skills, Daily Quests, Quests, Custom vendors and more!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Features: – Anti-P2W; while there are donor ranks, as well as purchasable cosmetics, we have striven to keep prices and perks reasonable and not game (or wallet!) breaking. – Survival with keepInv, /warps, and /homes! – Custom breeding requirements – berries instead of random items! – Legendary/Shiny/Megaboss/UB announcements & tracking! – Hunts, global market, wondertrades, and more! – Player-built and player-run gyms! – Weekly tournaments! – The ability to team up with others and create guilds! – A beautiful spawn village with helpful and informative NPCs to start you on your journey!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).