The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Iron PVP

This is Iron PVP, a German server with a lot of events. you have to note that the server is still being built

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	160	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TobyPC Minecraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Survival MCMMO Gameplay.

Private server looking for decent people to join us. We will eventually move to whitelist. 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crops Grown:	5087

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Fatcreeper Raid

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

24/7 Chicago Hosted ServerThis is a raiding and pvp factions server with ranks and a farming aspect. The worldborder is a small 7.5k. Obsidian can be destroyed by TNT but is stronger than other blocks. Some blocks like diamond, are even stronger against TNT.Crop growth has been sped up. Shops to buy and sell items are available.Server ranks are now available! Rank up with your money from selling crops and gain bonuses! For every rank you gain an extra heart and you can get a total of 2 rows of hearts. You also get more faction power to claim land.Plugins: Factions, MCMMO, ObsidianDestroyer, morehearts *New map was generated Feb 7th 2019.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Universe-PvP

Come on and join our Server… We’re german but we can speak english

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MCLegend

All info at our webpage 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ROFL Craft

We like to play some original minecraft. We try to keep the plugins light and not affect the game heavily. We like to chill have a good time and pvp some people upl!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Butterminecraft

Creative, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

Now been dead for 9 years!

We offer: PvP Arena Survivalgames War Creative plots skyblock and rentable hotel rooms to spend your earned money on!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BaaBoo’s PVP Server

[German Server]

Der BaaBoo’s PVP Server

The server is currently under construction but…

Here you can build and become the survival king

We also already offer a PVP arena

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DiscoverCraft[PvP][PvM]

Hello, We are DiscoverCraft

In-game information!

Please check in-game!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Amazing-Craft

This is a Server That is Survival We wish You all a Happy New Year and we will greet our fellow PLayers Well This is survival Fractions server with PVP if Chosen Thanks For Reading Hope to See You All Soon! =)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8172	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GuidoCraft

Awesome Fun Also Come Check Us Out On Planet Minecraft Just type in GuidoCraft And Your There!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PiggyCraft

This Server Is One Of My Servers it is a faction pvp server u spawn in a castle that is claimed as safezone and then you set out on your adventure you can build a castle and claim it and protect it fro enemy factions plese do not ask for staff

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TeefusCraft

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

We are providing a Community-based, Factions, PvP, Bukkit server. As far as plugins, we have Factions, MCMMO, SkyBlock, HeadDrops, a few really nice Spleef Arenas, a challenging Obstacle Course, BattleArena PvP arenas, LWC, ranks purchasable with in-game money, and a few Mob Arenas! Advertising other servers will get you banned, as will x-ray, hacks, and anything that gives you a PvP advantage over anyone else. Make sure you read the rules when you get in so you won’t get muted or banned right away.

P.S. – For those looking for a staff position as soon as you log in, don’t even bother copying the IP address. Staff is hired from trusted long-time members of TeefusCraft.

Thanks for reading! -=TeefusCraft Staff=-

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Noble Craft Network

Creative, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Once upon a time, a Minecraft user started a small SMP server. Over time, this server grew in size. Alongside the player count, the resources and money available to the server grew. Today, that server is called Noble Craft, with its owner being NobleProductions. SURVIVAL Using some of our favorite plugins, such as GriefPrevention, MobArena, and more, we’ve created a cleverly-assembled Survival server that aims to be everything you want it to be. However, not of our plugins are public, and this sets our server apart from the others. From lockboxes that leave you hooked on the first day to mob loot crates that keep you grinding away, a plethora of entirely-custom features is prevalent in Survival. CREATIVE Pick a plot and get building. Let your inner architect shine! Create the best castle on the server, host small build competitions with your friends, or even do some roleplay. KITPVP Developed by Lew_ himself, KitPvP is the very server showcased by ZexyZek. Select a kit and (literally) jump into the carnage. Earn achievements by getting lots of kills. Buy the best kit you can, or make your own in the shop! Hoard up some legendary items and demonstrate their divine status on the battlefield. Rank up on the top kills board and the top KDR board. PLOTS In this unique and economy-based take on Survival, you can choose a nice plot and get started. Turn your plot into a giant factory, producing mass amounts of resources, or turn it into your dream house. SKYBLOCK Take up the challenge of creating and maintaining a wealthy life where so few resources are available. Climb to the very top of the server, but you’ll get knocked down a few times. If you don’t have a good grip, you might fall into the void!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Love Letters Sent:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecreate Sanctuary

Minecreate started a year ago by Derrick (Nevermoar), Hs Darkness and AJ and resulted in many amazing buildings and people. Now it has been restarted and anyone is welcome!

The server is 24/7 with staff who are always here to help who can be in close communication. It is non-griefing or stealing and you can build anything you want! There is a shop, jail and public access to the nether! Come play now at mc.minecreate.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.