The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RaveCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

RaveCraft is a new Factions/Hardgore raiding/Drug server with Friendly staff. See you there!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Crops Grown:	4088

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Moderncraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Survival/pvp server with multiple custom plugins that have been designed to allow players to achieve ranks and extra abilities. Here at Moderncraft, players create a community by joining a “job”. There are 10 different job ranks that you can join to earn ingame money and also gain unique special commands that enhance gameplay beyond the standard norm. We use protection zones that allow players to fly within their zone and player built stores. We offer discord voice/chat and have friendly staff. Join today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ZombieZone The New MineZ

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

On our server you fight for survival. Zombies do more damage to the player, it is always night, you can run over zombies with cars, you can build a clan base with your clan or a group of players, etc.

We will integrate a lot more into the map and into the functions to give you a good feel.

On the one hand, the map continues to expand and trading posts, new buildings and crash sides are added.

All of this awaits you on ZombieZone, the new DayZ in the Minecraft universe.

We look forward to seeing you 😉

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

McTheWars

Anarchy, PvP

McTheWars Paintball ———————————————————————————————————- Pure fun. Polite people 🙂 🙂 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cartman2000s Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, Survival

Multiple worlds, Main world is a 1.19 world, the guest world is a 1.7 world. The server has been running since december of 2010.

Nice and friendly admins. The server also has griefer protection plugins, Prism, GriefPrevention, and player buildrights(whitelist)

The server uses a form of whitelist in that you will have to ask for build rights to be able to modify stuff on the server. You can either ask an admin on the server if they are on or request that you be given rights on the server’s forum: http://bit.ly/1bwNN89

The world renders are here: http://bit.ly/1lBaKNp

Server Rules: Respect the mods and admins on the server. No harassing other players on the server. No Griefing/Stealing items Get permission before modifying someone else stuff. No hacks like fly, speed hacks or Ore findingx-ray hacks. Try to keep the chat clean while on the server, no racism please.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	99	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Daedric Gaming

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Come and join the Daedric gaming crew and have fun on our new server, it is OP (Over Powered) PVP so beware

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mineapolis

Economy, PvE, Survival

Mineapolis is a server for everyone who wants variety. There are tons of plugins that make playing on the server a lot more interesting. Once you have a GS and have played for a while, it is possible to start a project in the creative world. There are a total of 5 worlds (big city, end, nether, small town and the mining world. In the small town you can buy the GS and collect the raw materials in the mining world. In the big city there are tons of high-rise buildings and much more. IMPORTANT: When spawning Read signs (there is important information there). Anyone who has Skype or Teamspeak can write to us and we can talk to each other. There are 3 admins in total (123sebastian, Hussi1111 and IronMetalFlag). We are always happy to help but expect good behavior and friendly interaction. If If someone has problems (e.g. with a player) they can write to us. The players who have been there for a long time can get ranks. The most important thing is that we get players! So that should be enough for now :):D 123sebastian

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minelink Network

Creative, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Minelink offers a variety of game modes to satisfy your Minecraft addiction. We are a friendly community with full-time custom development and a very active and helpful staff. Be sure to drop by and say hello, the owners are online every day and can be often found casually chatting.

Realize your dreams in a spacious 128×128 plot (or several plots) on our Creative server, where you can build to your heart’s desire and show off your creations. Vote daily to unlock access to WorldEdit and unleash your full creative potential!

If you’re looking for action, immerse yourself in a world of deception and war, unforgiving and governed by survival of the fittest. Factions is a competitive battlefield full of PVP, raiding, and betrayal. Not many have what it takes to survive in this violent power struggle.

Head over to the Cannon server and test a cannon that you want to use against a base you found on Factions, or test a new idea you had for a base defense, all in creative mode! Vote daily for access to WorldEdit and DispenserTools.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Terbia

PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a survival server with the ability to claim your house so griefers can’t destroy it. Just ask an Admin and they will claim it for you. We can also add other flags such as PvP off, creepers off, a message that people see when you enter all for your region!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Goombaloon Survival Server

Survival

The Goombaloon Minecraft server is an open survival server. We have a free-build domed area available for non-members. Members, VIPs, and above have full access to the entire world. Players can rank up over time based on their time on the server and the level of trust they earn among admins. We are a family-friendly server run by a family. Come play!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GammaMC Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

IP: GammaMC.net Welcome to GammaMC where our goal is to provide players with the best game play experience possible! Our servers are equipped with the best specifications money can buy. We also have enterprise DDoS Protection to guarantee 24/7 up-time! GammaMC has a wide variety of games you can play such as Factions, Prison, KitPvP, Skyblock and more. You can purchase donation ranks that give you perks on all of our gametypes. Your donation helps fund our server and grow the community! If you can’t donate, don’t worry. You can always help us out by voting for FREE everyday! So what are you waiting for? Join now! IP: GammaMC.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Super pvp

Factions

Superpvp

Owner – MuffinsGotSwag superp7

Join now!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GamezCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

All-Swedish server with Towny, chestshop, iConomy, warps etc. A survival server with cool PVP arenas and big cities!

Check us out now: mc.gamez.se Website: www.gamez.se

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Apocalypse

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Apocalypse :: Adventure, Fly Dragons, Unique Mobs, Quests, Skills, Races and much, much more!

Play as a hero and adventure through the lands of Orcus – Fighting through Dungeons, Raids and completing Quests to gain new gear.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7029	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GokuCraft

Economy

Not really Goku but its Fun! there is sg and also nice staff but Im not owner Goku is a owner.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).