The Funky SMP: Where the only thing stinkier than our mobs is our jokes! 1.20.1 Java Origins server with no resets or chat reports.

The Funky SMP: Where the only thing stinkier than our mobs is our jokes! 1.20.1 Java Origins server with no resets or chat reports.

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version 1.20.1 and updating
Server Emphasis Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimizers
Server Features Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod

FAQ:

Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes! The server is inclusive of all playstyles and experience levels.

Are there strict rules and punishments on the server?

The server has fair moderation, with appeals and punishments only for true rulebreaks.

Can I suggest new features for the server?

Yes! The server welcomes suggestions and will consider new ideas from players.

What is the performance like on the server?

The server has great performance with minimal client-side lag and high-quality hardware.

How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?

The server has a system where a central area has claims and disallows griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands allow these activities but are resource-rich.

What is the Origins mod and how does it work?

The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness. Players can suggest custom origins and make origin changes.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can visit the Planet Minecraft page for the server or join the Discord server for more details.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BlockyBedDisaster

    BlockyBedDisaster
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Mines Excavated: 2056
    New Chunks Explored: 110173 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

    KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4271 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Mellow Meadows

    Mellow Meadows

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5638 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 394
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7463 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 204 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Country Happen Minecraft SMP

    Country Happen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6656 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

    ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

    Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

    Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

    SecretSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Dimension Hops: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Secret Passages Found: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

    BlockyDateNightGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

    So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 2275
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • LebCraft: War of the Blocks

    LebCraft: War of the Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a lebanese soap opera! we got hezbollah “hijacking” lebanon and starting wars with israel, it’s crazier than trying to survive a creeper explosion! come build your own bunker and defend against the chaos, or join hezbollah and wreak havoc on the server! trust us, it’s more intense than a pvp battle in the nether. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9995 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas

    Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S A WILD RIDE! LIKE, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS? YEAH, LLAMAS! THEY’RE THE BOSS AROUND HERE AND THEY DON’T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NO ONE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

    SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun

    EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun
    join this epic minecraft server where gender equality warriors unite to battle against bias and discrimination in the virtual world! we have rigorous studies showing bias against women and we trust them like our lives depend on it. but watch out, because our moral convictions can lead to some seriously biased reasoning – we might see discrimination where there ain’t none! come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only thing crazier than our theories is the amount of creepers waiting to blow you up!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

    SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Mostly-Vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21
    Community Focus Building, Shops, and more

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal
    Is the server Discord available? Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Animals Bred: 20 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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