The Filthy Zoomers Seethe SMP: Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2807	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	9244
Runes Activated:	7	Mines Excavated:	1315

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	436
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	7385	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Farms Harvested:	265	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.