The Filthy Zoomers Seethe SMP: Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	7617
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	103
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Farms Harvested:	808
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Endless Night Skies:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Gems Collected:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Star Shards Collected:	201
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mines Excavated:	3753
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	47

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	239
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	473808
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!