The Elites’ Entire Strategy Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the elites are constantly trying to distract us with wild events and crazy stories! Join us if you want to be part of a community that thrives on chaos and confusion.

Our server is like a never-ending rollercoaster of craziness, where one day you might be fighting off a horde of killer bunnies and the next day you could be building a giant statue of a potato. The elites are always trying to keep us on our toes, but we just laugh in their faces and keep on crafting.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are so dedicated to living in a world of pure insanity? Plus, rumor has it that if you join us, you might just uncover the truth behind all these wild stories and become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist.

Don’t let the elites control your mind with their overstimulation tactics – join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in our wacky world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	607929
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	229	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Star Shards Collected:	75
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Farms Harvested:	924

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Crops Grown:	5222
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Emeralds Found:	2380
Secret Passages Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crops Grown:	7987	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	112	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	194
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	3085
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Animals Bred:	180	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	6400	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!