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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4854 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5419 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!