The Derpy Potato Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine every Friday night. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while sipping on potions of invisibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers… they’ve got some killer moves. (ツ)_/7

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Void Gems Collected:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dimension Hops:	1	New Chunks Explored:	582066
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Dimension Hops:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Buildings Constructed:	44	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Potions Brewed:	146	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.