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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the server in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Space-Revolut

Economy, Factions, Survival

Welcome to you future astronaut! Our space-themed Minecraft server is a place for survival and competition. You can explore our open world, build your own base and defend yourself against other players. Our server is divided into different clans, each with their own territory and resources. You can join an existing clan or create your own. The ultimate goal is to become the most powerful clan on the server.

We also offer you a wonderfully spatial experience! Thanks to our magnificent Texture Pack! This pack contains improved graphics and a space texture! Space content, like the Intergalactic Rocket which will allow you to travel to different planets (Update coming soon)! And new ores, new tools and much more!

Our server is equipped with plugins to improve your gaming experience. We have plugins for economy, ranks, stores, auctions, events, quests and much more. We also have a player voting system, which allows you to earn rewards by voting for our server.

Our community is welcoming and friendly. We have active moderators to ensure the security and usability of the server.

We regularly organize events for players, such as building competitions, treasure hunts and PvP tournaments.

Join our Minecraft server now and start your survival and faction adventure!

Join Space-Revolut now! Your intergalactic leader SquellyFine wishes you a good trip!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Enchantments Applied:	257	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Rede Mc Dinasty

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RPG server with an oriental theme, with quests, boxes, kits, PvP Arena, builds, friends and much more.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ValhallaSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ValhallaSMP is a new SMP server with active players, fun plugins, paid 24/7 host, regular giveaways, cool builds and much more! Come let’s have fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Quickland

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

QuickLand is the best minecraft server, not premium. If you are looking for a fun server, without lag and a good staff attentive and different from the others? We are looking for adventurous and fun people like you who like to have a good time with friends! We have: Survival 1.12 with Slimefun, Survival OP, Skywars, Ffa, Creativo, OneBlock and much more. Join and have fun in this great community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JCEarth

Earth

Welcome to JCEarthSMP, a Minecraft server where realistic landscapes meet customizable vehicles and a thriving player-driven economy. Cruise in cars, fly helicopters, and dive into a dynamic marketplace. Choose professions, tackle quests, and join a vibrant community for an immersive and fast-paced gaming experience. Welcome to JCEarthSMP, where the adventure never ends!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GamerzWA

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Join GamerzWA now and join our community, we recently opened the beta, come and make new friends and have a lot of fun in our towny! In the future, we will also open a PT rankup for everyone to have even more fun! Enter now and embark on this journey with us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	38
Potions Brewed:	183	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PokeVerse

Pixelmon

Welcome To PokeVerse

A PokeKhaan Craft 2 Server! The Server is updated following major updates with the mod pack developer.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ReduX

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

An anarchic server? Yeah. But the goal is to create a healthy and not so toxic community. It is a simple survival 1.20.4 with few plugins. You can find us on our Discord server 🙂

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BendingMC

Creative, Survival, Towny

Inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender and servers alike,

BendingMC can be considered another bending server. However, there is more that meets the eye,

Choose one of the four elements to follow. Earth, Fire, Water, or Air. However, Chi is also an option for the quick, feeble players. Survive and Thrive in the PVP/Towny world. Use bending to your advantage and conquer the most land! Challenge a player to a duel in the arena. Two players enter, but only one winner. Verse players in the public arena! Anyone can join in, but few can survive to emerge from the the chaos. Find out what else BendingMC can offer by logging in!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	6819	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineYourMind

FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

Pixelmon, Skyfactory 3, Direwolf20 1.10.2 Server

Play the latest Pixelmon, SkyFactory and Direwolf20 on MineYourMind.net, a big modded minecraft network which has been around since 2012.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Coast Craft

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

version:1.20 / 1.20.4

Cross-Platform Factions/SMP

One Rule. No Cheaters.

(Including but not limited to: X-Ray, Spammers, Lag-Machines, Hacked-Clients, and/or anything to give you an unfair advantage over other players, and/or created to interrupt another players gameplay.)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Oasis SMP

Economy, Survival

Searching for a new server to call home? We welcome you to The Oasis SMP!

We’re here to connect people from all ages and backgrounds in a world where connections are dwindling. We work hard to create a toxic-free environment so you can feel at home and have fun playing the game within a safe community.

We are a community-driven, semi-vanilla server that excels at adding new, unique features without compromising the essential gameplay. We strive to be as open and communicative with our community as possible.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	118
Players Killed by Monsters:	3860	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	New Chunks Explored:	921997

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Calcorra

Creative, PvE

Are you a Minecraft enthusiast looking for an immersive and creative server experience? Look no further than Calcorra!

Calcorra is an open world server specifically designed for nation and lore building. With a dedicated community of skilled builders and architects, you’ll have the opportunity to showcase your creativity and construct magnificent structures.

What sets Calcorra apart is its unique ranking system. Instead of traditional methods, you earn your rank ups by building and submitting your cool and awe-inspiring creations to our architect forum to get judged by a panel of unbiased architects. This means your hard work and talent will be recognized and rewarded, giving you a sense of accomplishment as you progress through the ranks. You start out by building your first submission in our Flatgrass world. Once its reviewed and judged, you will gain your first rank in our architect tree, and access to the Curated world where we build our nations and lore. You dont need to be perfect or the best builder in the world to join us, we are a community of growth and learning!

Join Calcorra today and become a part of our vibrant community. Unleash your creativity, collaborate with other talented players, and leave your mark on our ever-evolving world.

Visit us today at:

IP: play.calcorra.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JujutsuCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival

This server has a Survival mode where pvp is active but there are protections so you can keep your most precious things in your base.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TrooperLand

Raiding, Survival

Semi vanilla server SMP, with lots of cool features and a new style to play, you want to go solo or join a group.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Animals Bred:	148
Falling into the Void:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8083	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.