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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1795 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server where you can ride around on pigs dressed as cops, trying to impress the policewoman with your epic building skills? Plus, rumor has it that if you can successfully tame the policewoman, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate ruler of the server.
But be warned, taming a policewoman is no easy task. You’ll have to show off your best dance moves, build her the most extravagant castle she’s ever seen, and maybe even bake her some virtual cookies to win her over. Are you up for the challenge?
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to tame a policewoman. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the most infamous player in the virtual world!
