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WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magic Items Found:	6111
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchantments Applied:	259
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
New Chunks Explored:	612814	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Potions Brewed:	111	New Chunks Explored:	451197
Void Armor Forged:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	609
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	153
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ores Mined:	4574

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Potions Brewed:	135
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crops Grown:	8260
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1958
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Villages Defended:	9

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Endless Night Skies:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	5356
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Magic Items Found:	3442
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Players:	96/900	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Runes Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	1268	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9