The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP

African death, Atrocity, bloody warfare, Conflict, Congo, congo war, Forgotten, Genocide, History, Hole, HUMAN RIGHTS, indifference, international community, long tail tag, Memory, memory hole, Minecraft, neglect, Remembrance, slav death, smp, Suffering, Tragedy, violence, War, War Crimes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Animals Bred:	64
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

Allergies, Boundaries, ceremony, comfort, compromise, dog, family, fear, fur baby, guests, love, Minecraft, pet-free, reception, rules, selfish, Server, sister, standing my ground, Support, Wedding, wedding gift, WeddingWoof

Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockCraftExCoworker

BlockCraftExCoworker, Blocking, bullying, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, dry humor, early starters, ex-coworker, fast food place, friendship, Group Chat, instagram, letterboxd, movies, sarcasm, Slacker, snapchat, social media, talking stage, unfollowing, work friends

So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

confusion, Consciousness, disbelief, dream, DreamCraft, Experience, ILLUSION, imagination, lucid dream, Memory, mental state, Mind tricks, Perception, Reality, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vivid dream, waking up, WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	266	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, droll, Entertaining, Facetious, funny, gags, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jests, jocular, jokes, Laughter, LolCraft2021, rib-tickling, WHIMSICAL, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, China, Defense, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, military exercise, military presence, naval drills, pacific ocean, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuvering, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension, territorial dispute, war games

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	288	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

arterial health, arterial plaque, Blood vessels, Buster, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular treatment, heart attacks, heart health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanoparticle infusion therapy, nanoparticle therapy, nanoparticle treatment, Pig, Pigs, PIXEL, plaque, plaque buildup, plaque removal, sticky plaques, stroke prevention, strokes, vascular health

come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	726
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NekoHosting Public Server

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EchoBoxxx

22+ Worlds, box server, Dimensions, EchoBoxxx, great community, join now, Keep Inventory On, minecraft server, Non Grindy, Prison, PvE, PvP

#1 Box Server!

22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

JOIN NOW!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

24/7, Claiming, crafting recipes, cream, Datapack, ENERGY, Gems, Grief, HACKING, Ice, Keep Inventory, lives, Means, negative value, Nobiamia, Players, Plugins, Powers, PvP, Revival, revival tome, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, space management, spectactor, Teams, Vanilla

Server Overview

Server Name	Nobiamia’s SMP
Max Players	25
Datapack	Bliss SMP’s datapack
Plugins	Server management plugins
Other Features	Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?	25 players
Are there any mods on the server?	No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
How many chunks can a player claim?	Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
Is Keep Inventory on?	No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5?	The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
What are the server rules?	No hacking Don’t grief excessively Try not to die too much

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

changes, Coaching, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Finally, Fixed, football, Game, Improvement, innovation, kickin, League, Minecraft, player performance, regulations, rules, Server, Someone, sports, strategy, Tactics, team dynamics, Technology

Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Ores Mined:	1138	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

abscess infection, animal, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal health, autopsy, BIZARRE, cat, Dead, death, Hole, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, Rib, ribs, smp, strange, strange occurrence, veterinarian, Wall, wildlife, YARD

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LunchboxLolsMC

blended families, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compassion, Conflict, custody issues, emotional impact, ex-partner, family dynamics, father figure, high conflict, judgment, LunchboxLolsMC, neglect, parenting, primary custody, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school lunches

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

altered perception, Altered Reality, changed perspective, changed worldview, enlightenment, expanded awareness, eye-opening, life changing, Minecraft, new outlook, new perspective, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in consciousness, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative shift, WorldView, WorldViewChanger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Animals Bred:	57	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CreeperLoveCraft

Affection, Clarity, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, deep, emotions, expressive, feelings, genuine, Heartwarming, Honest, Impactful, love, moment, realization, relationship, Romantic, Significant, soulmate, unforgettable, vulnerable

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Animals Bred:	184
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, extremism, hezbollah, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, past month, peace enforcement, Peacekeeping, Posts, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations, violence

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.