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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8589 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.
So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!