The Citadel Minecraft War | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Love Letters Sent:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	292

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	297
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Potions Brewed:	75	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4390	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Secret Passages Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Villages Defended:	19

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Items Found:	2150

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Farms Harvested:	223
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Gods Slained:	0

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ores Mined:	2623
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

Players:	106/900	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	167
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Zombie Dances:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25