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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5252 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Mines Excavated: | 2452 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
But beware, our server has a secret underground society of chubby players who have banded together to overthrow the skinny overlords. Rumor has it they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give them super strength and agility. Will you join their ranks and fight for fat liberation? Or will you stick with the normies and risk being squashed by a giant porkchop-wielding giant?
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why being fat in Minecraft isn’t just a stereotype – it’s a revolution! Join us and show Atlus that big is beautiful, one block at a time.