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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5271 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
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