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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3534 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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