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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9652 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 366 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
