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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8223 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 3002 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 108 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3171 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
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