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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3274 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
