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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3948 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Farms Harvested: | 801 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
