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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 611 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 123 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 782174 | Emeralds Found: | 9135 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!