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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8781 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1420 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!