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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9089 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
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