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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4649 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 315 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
