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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4504 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 159 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
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