Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 256

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Christpill Minecraft SMP

    The Christpill Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Farms Harvested: 484
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Villages Defended: 15
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Dimension Hops: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

    But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

    And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1845 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

    Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

    So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 302 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

    Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

    Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

    2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

    3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

    4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

    5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

    Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

    Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Players Killed by Monsters: 1120

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • High Cuddle Minecraft Server

    High Cuddle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Villages Defended: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

    Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

    Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

    And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Crops Grown: 7960
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

    Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches
    Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

    Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

    Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

    Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

    So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Crops Grown: 4748 New Chunks Explored: 182201
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Did They Minecraft SMP

    Did They Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

    So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Farms Harvested: 760
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Potions Brewed: 108
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

    Bread Sucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

    3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

    4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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