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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2182 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2262 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
