Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Orbs of Power Found: 7
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mines Excavated: 1026
Buildings Constructed: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

    MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

    So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

    Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Mines Excavated: 1420

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • with AuVan

    with AuVan

    Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

    If You Prefer A More PVE Orientated Gameplay We Still Encourage You To Join And Put Your Base Hiding & Building Skills To The Test.

    Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

    Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

    Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

    Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • All The Mods 10

    All The Mods 10

    some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 269
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Potions Brewed: 188
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    BlockParty – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6117
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

    Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

    And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Runes Activated: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Villages Defended: 20 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 458
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

    Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Dimension Hops: 9
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Towns Built: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

    Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

    Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9129 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Farms Harvested: 398 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

    Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Falling into the Void: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

    The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

    Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 189 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Villages Defended: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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