Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 83
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Secret Passages Found: 2 Buildings Constructed: 10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

    Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Towns Built: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • with AuVan

    with AuVan

    Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

    If You Prefer A More PVE Orientated Gameplay We Still Encourage You To Join And Put Your Base Hiding & Building Skills To The Test.

    Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

    Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

    Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

    Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • All The Mods 10

    All The Mods 10

    some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Buildings Constructed: 39

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    BlockParty – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

    Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

    And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 277 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Ores Mined: 5929
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5666 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

    Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 52 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

    Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

    Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Alien Abductions: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 31

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

    Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

    The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

    Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Crops Grown: 7833
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Animals Bred: 120

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

    Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

    Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Potions Brewed: 76 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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