The Chosen One Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CoitusInjuriesMC SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	229	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Potions Brewed:	185	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! I mean, I once accidentally punched a creeper while trying to hug it, and let me tell you, that explosion was nothing compared to the time I fell off a cliff while trying to build a rollercoaster in the sky. And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally set my own house on fire because I thought lava would make a cool decoration.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays 🤪🔥🚀

CreeperSaidUrMomGay

CreeperSaidUrMomGay, derogatory comments, discourteous behavior, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful communication, harsh criticism, hurtful words, impolite remarks, inappropriate language, insulting remarks, mean spirited comments, negative feedback, offensive language, offensive remarks, rude behavior, rude comments, uncivil behavior, unkind remarks, unkind words, verbal abuse, verbal attacks

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about rude comments again! Our community is so wholesome, the worst insult you’ll hear is “your diamond armor looks like it was made by a creeper!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who banishes trolls to the Nether realm. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your enemies’ bases, not your self-esteem!

BritTroopz Minecraft Server

British military, British troops, BritTroopz, defense exercises, defense readiness, eastern europe, european defense, International cooperation, joint operations, military cooperation, military drills, military exercises, military maneuvers, military preparedness, military training, Minecraft, NATO exercise, NATO mission, NATO partnership, security alliance, Server, strategic deployment, troop deployment

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of british troops are leading a major nato exercise in eastern europe. why, you ask? well, because we have secret treasure hidden all over the map that only the bravest and most skilled players can find! plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like you’re actually fighting in a real war (but without all the actual danger, of course). so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

NipponSteelCraftsUSA

Acquisition, biden, business news, Competition, economic policy, foreign investment, global economy, government intervention., industrial sector, international relations, Japan, market regulation, Nippon Steel, NipponSteelCraftsUSA, political decision making, protectionism, restrictions, steel industry, Tariffs, Trade, US Steel

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Votes:	3411
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we block japan from buying steel because biden said so! like wtf biden, let us play minecraft in peace without your steel drama. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. we promise no steel drama, just pure minecraft madness. come build, mine, and explore with us as we navigate the wild world of blocky adventures. who needs steel when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about? join now for a steel-free good time!

Bark Name Selector

(Domestic), animal, Bark, Behavior, Bond, canine, Communication, Connection, dog, loyalty, name.., OWNER, pet, recognition, relationship, selector, Sound, Specific, Training, Unique, vocalization

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ores Mined:	4652
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

join dis epic server where u can find ur true calling as a dog whisperer!! 🐶🗣️

we got dogs dat can bark ur name, like wut?? u ain’t never seen dat before, right?! 🤯🤯

imagine walking around da server and suddenly a dog comes up to u and barks “STEVE” and u like “OMG DATS MY NAME” 😂😂

come join us and experience da magic of doggy communication, u won’t regret it!! 🐕🔮

also, rumor has it dat there’s a secret underground dog disco where u can dance with ur furry friends all night long 🕺🐾

so wut u waiting for?? join now and become da ultimate dog whisperer on dis wild server!! 🌟🐶💫

Blocky Flood Fun Land

blocky, climate change, community support, critical resource, developing nations, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, emergency response, Flood, Fun, Humanitarian Aid, India, Infrastructure, Land, major flooding, natural disasters, resilience, risk mitigation, Social Cohesion, solidarity, Trust, Vulnerability, water management

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad trust ish happening up in here. just like in india, we dealin with some major floodin, but instead of water, we floodin with trust, yo.

u wanna build a trust bridge with ur homies? we gotchu. wanna trust fall off a trust tree into a trust net? we gotchu. trust me, this server is where all the cool kids are hangin out, trust.

so come on down and join the trust revolution, where we turn trust issues into trust tissues. trust me, u won’t regret it. trust.

Turnabout SMP

active player base., Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friendly, Griefing Plugins, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, minigames district, Museum, new friends, online server, Player Base, quality of life addons, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, smp, survival minecraft, Thriving Shopping, Turnabout, Uptime

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Server Name:	Turnabout
Server Type:	Survival
Age Requirement:	16+
Whitelist:	Yes
Server Status:	Online

Overview:

Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server that prioritizes community engagement and a friendly playing environment. With various events, quality of life addons, a shopping and minigames district, mayoral elections, and anti-stealing/griefing plugins, Turnabout offers a unique and enjoyable Minecraft experience.

FAQ:

1. How do I join Turnabout?

To join Turnabout, you will need to join the server’s Discord through this link: https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc. From there, you can apply for whitelist access and start playing!

2. Are there any specific rules on Turnabout?

Yes, Turnabout has rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules include no griefing, respect other players, and follow the guidelines set by server admins and moderators.

3. Can I participate in events on Turnabout?

Absolutely! Turnabout hosts events like capture the flag and museum building for players to engage in and have fun. Keep an eye on the server’s Discord announcements for upcoming events.

4. How does the mayoral election system work?

The mayoral election system allows players to vote on how they want the shopping and minigames district to be managed. This adds a layer of player involvement and decision-making within the server.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity on Turnabout?

As long as you respect other players’ builds and follow server rules, you are free to be creative and build to your heart’s content on Turnabout. Feel free to explore different building styles and collaborate with other players.

BioCraft Transverse 1.21.3

1.21.3, acceptance, BioCraft, biological female, cisgender, DATING, gender dynamics, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender transition, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love, mtf trans, relationships, Transgender, transgender dating, transgender girlfriend, transgender partner, transgender relationships, transgender visibility, Transverse

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

OMG, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where anything is possible, even a mtf trans getting a bio female girlfriend! Like, who even knows what reality is anymore on this server, it’s a total mind-bender. Join now for a wild ride of confusion and chaos, you won’t regret it!

BurntBites Minecraft Server

age, annoyance, Burning, burnt food, BurntBites, Cooking, demanding, DIRTY, DISHES, DISRESPECTFUL, enablers, Food, habits, Incompetence, kitchen, Lounge, Meals, Minecraft, new kid, rewash, roommates, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of living with roommates who expect you to be their personal chef? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of Bozo and his demanding dinner requests!

Join our server and build your own virtual kitchen where you can cook whatever you want without someone telling you to watch over their burning food. No more feeling guilty for standing up for yourself and saying no to unreasonable demands.

Plus, you’ll never have to deal with the drama of ruined dinners and blaming others for their own incompetence. Our server is a place where you can be free to be yourself and not have to worry about being the new kid getting blamed for everything.

So come join us and let’s build a world where you can cook in peace without the fear of someone throwing their tray of frozen food into the oven and expecting you to save it. Let’s cook up some fun and leave the burnt dinners in the past!

VacayVeto: No Solo Trips, Hubby!

baby, childcare, Communication, compromise, family, flexible schedule, Hubby, husband, Japan, Jealousy, Marriage, parenting, PTO, relationship, skiing, Solo, travel, Trips, UNFAIR, vacation, VacayVeto, Wife, work from home

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Dimension Hops:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Are you tired of your husband jetting off to Japan to go skiing while you’re stuck at home with a baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can ski in the virtual snow all day long without a care in the world! Our server is filled with thrilling adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about your husband’s ski trip. Plus, our virtual nanny will take care of your baby while you play, so you can finally have the fun you deserve. Say goodbye to jealousy and hello to endless fun on our server!

BlockyBedBuddies – Minecraft SMP

best, BlockyBedBuddies, Communication, Connection, cowgirl, doggy style, emotional, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, missionary, Physical, Pleasure, reverse cowgirl, romance, satisfaction, sex position, smp, spooning, standing, tags, why

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	479	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Chimeras Created:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff. So like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper comes up behind you and blows your mind, literally. But don’t worry, we got a respawn button so you can come back and get revenge on that green booger. And like, the best sex position? Definitely the Enderman Bend, where you gotta bend over backwards to avoid getting hit by their creepy stares. Trust me, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and let’s get weird together in this blocky world, bro!

Peak2Pit FastFood

brand recognition, Competition, consumer behavior, customer loyalty, Decline, economic factors., fast food, fastfood, food chain, Franchise, Industry, location, Management, market, menu variety, Nostalgia, peak, Peak2Pit, Popularity, Quality Control, Restaurant, trends

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Remember that one time when you were craving a juicy burger and fries, but all you got was a sad excuse for a meal? Well, that’s basically what happened to this Minecraft server. It used to be the hottest spot in town, with players lining up for miles just to get a taste of the action. But now? It’s like a ghost town, with tumbleweeds rolling through the deserted spawn area.

But fear not, brave adventurer! There’s still hope for this server, and it lies in your hands (and your pickaxe). Join us on this epic quest to revive the glory days of this once-thriving community. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare treasures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate champion of this forgotten realm? Only time will tell, so grab your pixelated gear and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

PyramidCraft – No Syrians Allowed

Allowed, Bans, border control, diplomatic tensions, egypt, entry, exclusion, foreign nationals, global migration, government decision, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, policy, political decision, PyramidCraft, Refugees, security measures, Syrian crisis, Syrians, travel restrictions, world

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ores Mined:	6501	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have pyramids taller than the eiffel tower and sphinxes that come alive at night to do the macarena with you. we have banned entry of syrians from anywhere in the world because they keep stealing our diamonds and building sand castles in the nether. but don’t worry, you can still join if you bring a camel as a peace offering. come build your own pharaoh palace and ride a flying carpet to battle the evil pharaoh steve who hoards all the enchanted golden apples. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of mummy wrappings and a secret passage to the lost city of atlantis. trust us, it’s gonna be a pyramid party you won’t want to miss!

Socrates Hates LLMs – Dialectic Fun

ancient greece, critical thinking, debate, dialectic, dialectical reasoning, dialogue, education, Ethics, Fun, Hates, intellectual, knowledge, learning, LLMs, Logic, morality, philosophy, reasoning, Socrates, Socratic method, teaching, wisdom

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	110	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Are u tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make u fall asleep faster than a narcoleptic sloth? well do i have the server for u! picture this: a land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. this server is so lit, even Socrates would be like “yo, this is some next level sh*t.”

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and building a house out of rainbow blocks. we have custom plugins that will make ur head spin faster than a fidget spinner on steroids. oh, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down?

so what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, once u join, u’ll never want to leave. plus, we have free virtual tacos on Tuesdays. tacos, people. TACOS.

Carpathian Weapon Women

10th-century, ancient civilizations, archaeological evidence, archaeology, burial practices, carpathian, Carpathian basin, Cultural significance, Dr. Balázs Tihanyi, eastern europe, female burial, gender equality, Gender Roles, historical discovery, Hungary, medieval history, PLOS ONE, research findings, study, weapon, weapons, Women, women warriors

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7205
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can find female burials with weapons from the 10th century??? well u in luck cuz our server has got it all! join now and explore the mysterious Carpathian Basin in Hungary where u can uncover ancient secrets and maybe even fight off some spooky skeletons with ur trusty diamond sword. who knows what treasures u might find in this epic adventure! so come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is lit af!