The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

bathroom activities, bathroom humor, bodily functions, BROWN, creativity, funny, gross, imagination, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd habits, person, poop humor, poop jokes, quirky behavior, scatological humor, smp, strange habits, strange thoughts, toilet activities, toilet humor, unusual thoughts, weird habits, weird thoughts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BidenCraft: No Hacks Allowed!

Allowed, Biden’s campaign, BidenCraft, cyber attacks, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cybersecurity measures, cybersecurity threats, data breach, digital espionage, digital warfare, election interference, fbi, foreign interference, government hacking, hacking attempts, Hacks, Information Security, intelligence agencies, Iranian hackers, national security, political hacking, stolen Trump info

haha imagine if those Iranian hackers tried to hack into our server but they couldn’t handle our epicness! we got all the juicy Trump info you could ever want, but sorry Biden, you gotta join our server to get it! FBI be like “woah, those Minecraft players are on another level” 😂 join now for a wild ride of stolen secrets and epic builds! #minecraft4life #hackerfail #lolz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Tiny Nuke Power Co.

battery system, Breakthrough, Cutting Edge, Development, efficiency, efficient, ENERGY, Engineers, innovation, nuclear battery, nuclear power, Nuke, Physicists, power, power source, renewable energy, research, Science, Small, sustainable, Technology, technology advancement, Tiny

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, peeps! We got dis cray-cray Minecraft server where we got physicists and engineers workin’ on some next level ish! They done made a teeny tiny nuclear battery that’s like 8,000 times more efficient than any other battery out there! Can you believe dat?! Join dis server and witness the power of science, yo! Build yo own nuclear-powered castle and rule over all dem peasants with yo infinite energy! Ain’t no creepers gonna mess with you when you got dat kind of power, amirite?! So come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF! Let’s get nuclear, baby! 🤯🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

WRLD

Anarchy, Survival, survival multiplayer building vanilla community sandbox exploration crafting adventure roleplay server world creative mods minigames economy factions PvP skyblock mods, Vanilla

A server with 1000 players building empires, towns, and many other things in pure vanilla (without player accessible plugins) Minecraft. Everyone’s childhood dream. Join our closed beta with just 100 slots at “beta.wrld.re” and be the first persons that walks on that lands.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RetroRealms

Enjoyable, Factions, Gamemodes, gameplay, Minecraft, MODERN, Network, nostalgic, Prison, RetroRealms, Seasons, Server, Skyblock, SPEED

Welcome to RetroRealms, a brand new Minecraft Network with a sole purpose of providing the most enjoyable, modern (and nostalgic) gameplay to all players.

We are proud to offer: – Prison (Long seasons and Speed) – Skyblock – Factions & many more gamemodes soon

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Boxants: Where PvP stands for Pretty Villainous Parties on the Box Server!

Adventure, balanced progression, Box, Box Ants, Boxants, BUILD, Community, Dig, Explore, final mine, Fun, Gadgets, Game, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, Mines, multiplayer, Other, Parties, PRETTY, PvP, Server, stands, Survival, Tools, villainous

Box Ants Minecraft Server

Overview

Box Ants is a fun new box server with a good balanced progression. You start out with nothing and you need to dig your way up to the final mine. Once you reach the final mine you can go to the next box. There, there are new mines with better tools and cooler gadgets!

How fast can you progress through all the mines? Join BoxAnts and find out!

IP Address

boxants.minehut.gg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Box Ants server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address boxants.minehut.gg in the multiplayer section of Minecraft.
Is there a progression system on the server?	Yes, there is a balanced progression system where you start with nothing and work your way up to better tools and gadgets in the mines.
What happens when I reach the final mine?	Once you reach the final mine, you can move on to the next box where there are new mines with even better rewards.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join Box Ants and progress through the different mines together.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Enchantments Applied:	202
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

House Oversight Committee Minecraft Server

Biden policies, Biden-Harris Administration, Committee, Congress, consequences, current events, FCC commissioner, Government, government oversight, Hearing, House, House Committee, House hearing, house of representatives, House Oversight Committee, Live, Live Stream, Minecraft, News, oversight, policies, Politics, public policy, Server, testimony

Are you tired of boring old politics and hearings? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles, and wacky adventures that make the House Oversight Committee look like a snoozefest.

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll forget all about those pesky Biden-Harris policies. Who needs to worry about government decisions when you can be building your own empire and battling dragons instead?

So come on down to our server and leave the politics behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can grant you magical powers in the game. But shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	7247	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Is She Right, TV? Minecraft SMP

Analysis, commentary, current events, debate, Entertainment, Is she right, Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Panel Discussion, popular culture, right or wrong, smp, talk show, television, television hosts, television personalities, television programs, trending topics, TV, tv shows

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

anger, binge eating disorder, Boundaries, christmas dinner, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinClash, emotional, family, getting into shape, Harsh, hurtful comment, immature, Justified, Minecraft, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Support, Understanding, Yelling

Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick out anyone who fat-shames your sister? Look no further, because our server is all about protecting family honor! Join us for a wild ride of defending your loved ones and kicking out rude cousins who can’t keep their mouths shut. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. So come on, join us and show those haters who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MommaCraft: MIL Edition

Boundaries, confronting behavior, covering up, disrespectful behavior., Edition, family drama, family dynamics, financial fraud, future MIL, future together, identity theft, MIL, MommaCraft, partner’s mom, relationship issues, Resentment, snooping, stolen inheritance, struggling to accept, taking without permission, trust issues, uneasy feelings

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law stealing from her own dying father? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Our server is so insane, even your partner’s mom would be shocked! With hidden treasures, epic battles, and secret alliances, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, if you think your mother-in-law is bad, just wait until you meet our resident villain, the Ender Dragon’s evil twin sister, Brenda the Betrayer! She’ll make you rethink all your family drama.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even your mother-in-law teaming up with a creeper to steal your diamonds!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Magic Items Found:	5366	Zombie Dances:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	New Chunks Explored:	944886

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyScamFools

charlatan, CON, counterfeit, CraftyScamFools, Deception, dishonesty, easy target, Exploitation, Fake, fraud, fraudulence, gullible, hoax, Naive, Phony, ripoff, scam, scheme, snake oil, swindle, Trickery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise big but deliver small? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join now for the chance to win a diamond block every time you log in (just kidding, you’ll actually get a dirt block)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Pigeon. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (spoiler alert: the wishes are all for more dirt blocks).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But be warned, these bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player flesh (just kidding, they’re actually quite friendly and enjoy a good game of hopscotch).

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is (but hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

StrikeCraft: Taurus Missiles

Conflict Resolution, defense technology, Delivery, diplomatic actions, eastern europe, european parliament, foreign policy, international relations, meps, military intervention, military support, Missiles, nato, political decision, russia, security measures, StrikeCraft, Support, Taurus, Taurus missiles, Ukrainian strikes, Vote

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got MEPs votin for Ukrainian strikes inside Russia like wut even? Taurus missiles bein delivered left n right, it’s like a war zone up in here but in Minecraft world lmao. come join da chaos and see wut happens next, it’s gonna be wild af. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. #minecraftwarzone #taurusmissiles #ukrainianstrikes #lolzyserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Droughts R Us: Climate Change Edition

CHANGE, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, Climate change impacts, climate crisis, climate modeling, climate projections, climate research, climate resilience, climate science, climate variability, Droughts, Dry spells, Edition, environmental changes, extreme weather events, Future droughts, global warming, Longer dry spells, Observation-constrained projections, water scarcity, weather patterns

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DOING THE MACARENA? WELL, THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND TREES THAT GROW GOLDEN APPLES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT TRYING TO STEAL ALL THE CAKE? YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS, THEY’RE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SHOES!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

What is the IP for PlayOverwatch Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, overwatch, Overwatch 2, playoverwatch, Server

PlayOverwatch is a popular team-based first-person shooter game developed and published by Blizzard Entertainment. Released in 2016, the game features a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and playstyles. Players compete in various game modes such as escort, control, and assault, working together to achieve objectives and defeat the opposing team. With its engaging gameplay and competitive nature, PlayOverwatch has gained a large following in the esports community and remains a staple in the gaming industry.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Potions Brewed:	34	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	6715	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Drip Network

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

– Java or Bedrock: **Java** – Realm/Server/World: **Server (Brand new)** – Length of Play Session: **2 hours** – Gametype: **Chill network of game modes including Duels, TNT Run, Bedwars, and more!** – Language: **English**

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Localhost

Clans, Custom Equipment, Custom HUD, custom worlds, Economy, MCMMO, Original Texture, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG elements, server-network, Survival

RPG Elements, Custom Worlds, Clans, PvP and PvE, Custom Equipment, Original Texture, Custom HUD, Available on Server Network.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!