The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

    Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 3039

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

    Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

    Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Emeralds Found: 3346
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

    Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

    So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3838 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Approved Larian Minecraft Server

    Approved Larian Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

    Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

    Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 242
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

    NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer
    Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

    Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Void Armor Forged: 28

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

    Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

    From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 158 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • /Gig/ – Minecraft Server

    /Gig/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

    We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

    But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General
    Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Potions Brewed: 30
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 New Chunks Explored: 924033
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

    Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

    Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 277
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Star Shards Collected: 199
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

    “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8318 Crops Grown: 3390
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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