The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Crops Grown:	6349
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread

AH refugees, Blogposting, dw, homog, Homogs, horny, image maker, long tail tags, Mari, Minecraft, OMORI, picrew, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash, Trash thread

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DeadbeatSisDrama

Abuse, aita, Boundaries, colorado, deadbeat, DeadbeatSisDrama, Eviction, family, family dynamics, financial support, government assistance, Help, minimum wage, not supporting, NY, payment, relationships, sister, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your sister mooching off you!

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to worry about your sister’s eviction proceedings or unpaid debts. Build your own empire and show off your skills without any family drama getting in the way.

Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from real-life family issues. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to trust instead!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FiredFastMC SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3725	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	6646
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Enchantments Applied:	87

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SpookyCrafters

candy, costumes, crazy, decorations, Experience, funny, ghost, Halloween, haunted house, Masks, Memories, Party, pranks, Pumpkins, Scary, spooky, spooky stories, SpookyCrafters, Supernatural, Trick or Treat, witches

Are you tired of boring old Halloween parties with the same old tricks and treats? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the spookiest and silliest Halloween experience of your life! Picture this: you’re wandering through a haunted forest filled with creepers dressed as ghosts, skeletons doing the monster mash, and witches brewing potions that will turn you into a blocky bat. But beware, because the pumpkin king is lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win epic loot and bragging rights in the afterlife. So grab your pixelated pumpkin bucket and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

critical infrastructure, cyber attack, cyber attack detection, cyber attack prevention, cyber attack response, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, Cyber Security, cyber terrorism, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyber warfare tactics, data breach, HACKING, Information Security, Iranian government, Minecraft, national security, nuclear facilities, nukecraft, security breach, Server

So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PassportPurgeCraft

Activists, authoritarian regime, cancelled passports, Censorship, civil liberties, freedom of speech, government control, government crackdown, human rights abuses, human rights violations, International Outcry, Journalists, media censorship, Media Suppression, PassportPurgeCraft, Passports, political activism, political repression, press freedom, travel restrictions, Venezuela

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Stigma Pixelmon

Adventure, Economy, Evolution, launcher, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Stigma Pixelmon, Technicpack

The Stigma-Pixelmon adventure awaits you! A Pixelmon server that is making its debut and is just waiting for you! An evolution of the server is planned little by little, adding new Pokémon!

See you soon I hope 🙂

Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/stigma-pixelmon.1996344

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineKvant Minecraft server

administration, Anarchy, city, City Founder, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Gaming, Herobrine, Interesting modes, kind administration, lamp, Lamp server, minecraft server, MineKvant, Modes, multiplayer, Pirate, Private, responsive administration, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, visit us, Without Launcher

New lamp server with Vanilla, City Founder, Anarchy, and many other interesting modes!

Kind and responsive administration!

Come visit us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

#youtube, Address, Chat, Cheats, Clingy, commands, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Ip:, killing, Leave, Promise, Redstone, Resets, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Staff, Stuck, Survival, Tpa, Trailer, Traveling, Vanilla, Version, world

Server Name:	Survival Minecraft Server
Griefing Policy:	Not allowed
Server Version:	1.21.1
World Age:	4 years old, no resets
Rules:	No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
Discord:	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. What are the rules on griefing?

Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

4. How old is the server world?

The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

5. Is redstone broken on the server?

No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Animals Bred:	55
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7056

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

$15 meal, convenience, Delivery, delivery fee, dining experience, dining out, estimated tax, food delivery, food delivery app, food delivery service, Meal, meal delivery, meal delivery service, meal service, Minecraft, online ordering, ordering food, restaurant app, restaurant delivery, restaurant service, Server, service fee, takeout, tip

Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

Competition, Concacaf, football, Game, goals, International, LINEUP, match, Minecraft, national team, panama, Players, prediction, Score, showdown, smp, Soccer, sports, starting XI, united states, Usa, USMNT, World Cup qualifier

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CatCraft Ultimatum

Boundaries, CatCraft, Cats, children, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, exhaustion, family, household chores, litter box, Marriage, parenthood, parenting stress, pet behavior, pet ownership, relationship issues, Ultimatum, working parents

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dimension Hops:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, cosmology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, facts, Fascinating, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, Mysteries, Planets, Science, smp, Space, Stars, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyNostalgia

bedtime stories, carefree days, Childhood crushes, childhood games, childhood home, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood traditions, CraftyNostalgia, family time, favorite toys, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, neighborhood friends, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, school holidays, simpler times

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5830	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

diplomatic crisis, drone flights, east asia, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim family, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea, leader’s sister, military aggression, military provocations, North Korea, North Korean regime, nuclear weapons, political tensions, regional conflict, security concerns, south korea, Threats, totalitarian regime

come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.