The Blocky Booty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! We have a secret underground chuuba wrestling ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But beware, the chuubas are fierce fighters and will stop at nothing to protect their title as the reigning champion!

If chuuba wrestling isn’t your thing, don’t worry, we also have a giant chicken coop where players can challenge each other to chicken jousting tournaments. Ride your trusty chicken steed into battle and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate chicken jousting champion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Explore this strange world and uncover its secrets, but be warned, not everything is as it seems in the land of the dancing llamas!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just remember to watch your back around those chuubas – they may be cute, but they pack a mean punch!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	5326	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	6165	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Farms Harvested:	639

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Potions Brewed:	146

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!